Liar, liar, pants on fire!

I have a weakness. I cannot tell people, especially guys, the truth about how I feel about them. I am afraid of making a guy feel bad, or letting him make me feel bad. Thus, I would lie to them... Yes, I am soo bad, I admit... It's no wonder that guys that I've been with, lie to me as well. Karma, I guess. But then, guys tell even worse lies and more times than women do.

These are the Top 6 Lies that I have told guys, at least, those that I do remember, starting from the latest:

1. "Ha? Magagalit ang boyfriend ko." (What? My boyfriend might get mad)

A few days ago, some guy at my gym asked for my cellphone number. I didn't want to tell him to his face that I wasn't interested, so this was what I told him. Truth is, nobody will get mad at me for giving him my number because I don't have a boyfriend anyway. I'm just not interested.

2. "I am not texting my male friends anymore, since last March."

Hehehe... Is it actually possible for you to completely stay away from friends that you have known for more than 10 years, just because your boyfriend of more than a year told you so? I don't think so. Truth is, I still kept texting them forwarded messages and I still gave them my new number, despite my boyfriend at that time prohibiting me from doing so.

3. "I've stopped smoking... Honest!"

Obviously, not!

4. "Wala akong boyfriend... Break na kami ng ex ko." (I don't have a boyfriend... My ex and I broke up.)

Interested in getting to know a bunch of guys that I had just met for the first time, I denied the fact that I had a boyfriend, when actually, at that time, I did have one. Someone then told me that he saw me with my boyfriend, so I told him that we already broke up. I never really had any intention of cheating on my boyfriend that time. I just want to be treated as if I'm single and I didn't want to feel tied down all the time. Hayyy... It has been months since I had actually broken up with this boyfriend of mine but until now, he never knew about this. Bwahahahahahaha!

5. "Yup, may nanliligaw sa akin ngayon."(Yes, someone is courting me right now.)

There is nothing that I hate the most than looking pathetic infront of an ex-boyfriend. Thus, after seeing WrongAtAllLevels again, a few months after the break-up, and he asks me how my lovelife is, this was what I told him... Can you blame me? I don't want him to think that I'm still pining over him. He already broke my heart. He doesnt have to think that I'm still inlove with him.

6. "Nisita yayo ase abaha el phone. Chene payo kosa ase. Ta laba pa yo plato." (I have to put the phone down now. I still have something to do. I'm still washing the dishes.)

Unable to tell someone that I don't want to talk to him on the phone anymore, this was what I told him. I was still very young and very immature at that time, okay? ... Yes, I am so bad. Sorry, man. You know who you are.