8:00 A.M Woke up. Feigned tears infront of my Mom for allowance. Got money. Congratulated self for good acting job done after Mom has left.
8:30 AM Flooded my classmates' inbox with a barrage of messages.
9:00 AM Weighed self. Proceeded to cry self to sleep because of the additional pounds gained by the holidays.
10:00 AM Woke up again. Had coffee for breakfast.
11:30 Had one quick round with my boyfriend Philip in the CR, as in, Philip Morris. Took a bath afterwards to disguise the smell of cigarette smoke.
12:30 Lunch. Debated on the amount of rice to consume... What the heck, sarap magrice, no?
1:00 PM Barrraged classmates' inbox with messages again while I dried my hair.
2:00 PM Arrived school. Greeted everybody Happy New Year. Asked Joseph why siya di nakacivilian. Apparently di niya nareceive message nila Sitti. Laughed. Hehehe... Sorry, Seph....
2:30 PM Frazzled, trying to compute for my Compre 3 grade. Tearing my hair doing basic Math.
2:35 PM Gave up with computations and proceeded to pray the rosary instead. Bahala na si Lord sa grade ko.
2:45 PM Nyahahaha... I passed! No final exams for me!
3:00 PM Focus Group Discussion with Doc Bernie Chua and a few of my classmates about PBL Facilitators. Labas na ng mga hinanakit to!... "Itago natin siya sa pangalang..."
4:00 PM Shopping for Kris Kringle gift at Novo with Ice and Allen.
5:00 PM Getting the food at Ice's house. Debating whether to put my hair up or to leave it down. As if anybody would care... Desperate for a smoke.
5:30 PM Arrived at Jay-ar's place. It's Videoke time!!!
5:45 PM Ahhh... getting lung cancer.
6:00 PM Trying to catch acute laryngitis by attempting to sing Whitney Houston's songs.
7:00 PM Dinner time!!! Raved about Ice's coleslaw.
7:30 PM Christmas Shopping time!!!
7:35 PM Getting a headache as I wasted 5 minutes trying to listen to various people explain the mechanics of Christmas Shopping.
7:40 PM Laughed my heart out as I watched Elgie's gifts kept repeatedly being taken from him.
7:45 PM Allen: "Mang-agaw naman kayo, masaya mang-agaw."
7:46 PM Rusenda: "Masaya pala ha? Akin na yang gift mo."
8:00 PM Stole the make-up kit from Dara. Bwahahaha...
8:15 PM Began sharing Emperador Brandy shots with Jackie. Asa pa ko, tanggera se si Jackie.
8:45 PM Elgie joined Jackie and me. Joked about doing body shots. Di sila game... Magkakahiyaan pa ba tayo, ha?
9:15 PM Halfway to getting drunk. Offered San Mig Light by Jay-ar's mom. Alangan namang tanggihan ko. Masama tumatanggi sa grasya.
10:00 PM Few shots close to drunk. The room is starting to spin. The boys are starting to look like members of the Backstreet Boys in my eyes. Jackie, Dara and Rusenda are starting to resemble members of the Pussycat Dolls. I am the great Beyonce Knowles.
10:30 PM Officially drunk. Passed over by JP to Elgie for my ride home... Lasang bo, JP. Hinde yo kombo man rape... Grabbed on to Elgie because I was so drunk, I just I might fall out of my seat.
11:00 PM Hugging the toilet bowl puking my gutts out... I love you, toilet bowl. I love you...
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