In a few weeks or so, I'll be back at the community, living at some house with my medical school classmates for approximately 10 months. Combining four hot females and two guys with potential (Hahaha... Is it too obvious that I'm making sipsip to my groupmates?) makes a very lethal mix of future doctors. The weird conglomerate of fashionista, California girl, overweight but hot mama (Blog ko to! Walang aangal!), vertically-challenged Bisayan beauty added with loverboy and boy genius makes for one fun-filled but equally-challenging 10 months.
I know it hasn't been easy for our boys to deal with our female shenanigans. After all, females aren't that easy to live with. Just look at the things that they had to deal with in order to live peacefully with the opposite sex. These also apply to any guy who has to live with any female, for whatever purpose it might be:
1. Our panties, thongs and underwire bras attack their faces as they hang their own underwear on the clothesline.
2. They have to endure looking at used napkins and pantyliners in the trash cans.
3. Looking for a simple comb amidst the barrage of make-up, shampoos, face creams, hair accessories and assortment of brushes in the vanity table as they fix their own hair.
4. Handing us tissues everytime we watch a sappy movie on our laptop.
5. They can't watch porn from our laptop.
6. They can't whack off in the CR. One of us is sure to notice how long he has been in there and make a comment about it.
7. Waiting for us to finish taking a bath.
8. They are at risk of being put into the "Friends Only" category. I mean, seriously, if you aren't already dating and you were close enough to see each other's underwear in the sampayan, surely, don't expect the sparks to come out anymore.
9. Having to listen to "You are like a brother to me."
10. They are unable to be their true self. They can't scratch their balls infront of us and neither can they go around the house in nothing but their underwear. Plus, because they don't see themselves as well-endowed above the waist, they have to wear a T-shirt before getting out of the bathroom. Or risk being made fun of.
But then, it hasn't really been such a party for us as well. They're not exactly what you call the best roommates ever. For girls, there are disadvantages to living with males, such as:
1. Having their briefs attack our faces in the clothesline.
2. Having to look cute and pretty all the time. They are, after all still a member of the opposite sex.
3. Enduring the stench of Athlete's foot.
4. Making sure that you sit decently and that everything that should be covered is well-covered despite the really skanky shortpants that you are wearing.
5. Forcing to shave because you can't pluck your armpit hairs infront of these guys.
6. You can't eat too much, not even the leftovers, or else someone will comment.
7. Being teased at all the time. And I mean, all the time.
8. Shortening your grooming time from one hour to 10 minutes, because they're always making you hurry up.
9. Having to pretend they didn't whack off in the CR, even if it took them practically an hour in there.
10. Having to wear a bra all the time, even at home, even when you're sleeping.
DISCLAIMER: This is in no way reflective of my groupmates in Barangay Silucap. Well, at least, some of them aren't. Hehehe... As far as I know, our boys don't have Athlete's foot. They in fact take very good care of their feet. I don't know if any one of them actually whack off in the CR. And if they do, I don't think they will admit it. And finally, Noy, you may come out of the bathroom shirtless. We won't make fun of you. Promise...
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