A Letter To My Future Husband a.k.a. Man of My Dreams

My love,

I miss you...

Even when I haven't met you yet, I already miss you. What is taking you so long to come into my life? Are you already screwing some hoe behind my back, even before our paths had even crossed?... Or maybe you actually are, which I guess I should be thankful for, because this at least means that I will not be the only girl in this world who will think you are hot. Love is sooo not blind!

I have been passing my time with horny jerks and boys pretending to be men while destiny is still too busy to let our paths cross. Don't get me wrong. I am not a slut. I just want to look at what I'll be missing until you finally arrive. By then, my eyes will be all yours. Or at least, whenever you are within 5 miles radius of me.

I am deeply curious as to who you are. We might have met each other already before, not knowing that we were going to end up with each other. And while I think of you as the one probably screwing my bestfriend/my highschool math teacher/my mother/my neighbor's pet chihuahua/my gay senior resident now, I look forward to the time when I'll finally meet you. Me, with my oily face and post-duty tiresome body and you in your favorite ratty T-shirt and 2 week old jeans. You look at me and I look at you... and it would be kismet! Love at first sight!... We will be unable to keep our hands off each other. You will introduce me to your parents, have wild kinky sex in the dark corner between Room 10 and Radiology, ask me to marry you... And to think, it was only our first date!

We will be so inlove that everything else will be forgotten. My studies, medicine, our friends, our parents. We will be so inlove that you will not sneak quick glances at my hot classmate with the big breasts or the bootylicius ass. You will completely ignore my hot cousin who has been repeatedly asked to go on several TV commercials. You will love me and me only. I will be your sole source of air and water, your only reason for living.

I will wait for you, my love. Even if it takes me years. Even if my biological clock is ticking madly and I was near menopausal. Even if my mom is already threatening to cut off my inheritance if I don't get married anytime soon to any guy within 10 mile radius... I will wait for you.

Because I know that you and I are meant for each other.

Love,

Me