Sunday, December 16, 2007

Lame excuses to tell an ex-boyfriend you don't wanna date him again

A couple hours ago, Lasa began texting me, using the same endearment that he has used with me for the past one and a half as if we were still together, asking me out once again. I'm generally a nice person and I have partially guilty feelings for breaking up with him without even talking to him first in person so I continued replying to his messages. It seems that he found out that things weren't working out between me and the guy I told him about before (Sino ba yan kasing nagkukuwento ng lovelife ko sa kanya, ha? Hmmm...) so ayan na naman siya, knocking my door once again.

Instead of being brave enough to tell him "NO", I just told him "I'll see." Duwag talaga ako. But now that I think about it, I should have just used the following phrases commonly used during break-ups to make him understand that I really don't want to date him again.

1. I'm pregnant and it's not yours.

2. I don't want to breathe the same air as you do.

3. I'm happy being single.

4. The classic "It's not you, it's me."

5. I no longer wish to be violated.

6. I deserve someone better.

7. I've realized I'm homosexual.

8. I only go for one-night stands nowadays.

9. I'm joining the convent.

10. At ang pinakamasakit... "You're too old for me."

Joke lang... Seriously, I really just don't love him anymore. I honestly hope he will soon find someone who will love him enough to help him change his ways.

Bait ko na talaga ngayon, no? Hehehe... =)

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